5 Reasons My Explosion Art is Guaranteed

Life is never guaranteed.  Happiness is never guaranteed.  However, my explosion art is guaranteed.   For life! Yours or mine whichever comes first.

Here are 5 reasons why I work this way: 

1.  I cannot find another artist anywhere in the world that guarantees their work they way I do.  The Stick Vega explosive guarantee sets me apart. 

2.  Your tastes may change.  From time to time you change your hair color, your fashion, your computer, your wall colors, even  your house.  Your beer.  You evolve.  Your grow up. (I hope not).  Or, you may have bought a Vega when you were drunk or high. You might wake up one morning and say, "What did I just do?".  Well, no worries. My guarantee gives you the freedom to change (or cover mistakes) without any risk. 

3.  I believe you will love my work so much you will want to keep it forever. 

4.  My art continues to go up in value.  So I figure when I buy it back from you for what you paid, (sorry freight not included). I can resell it at a higher price later.  Or maybe it will go back into my permanent collection. So this is a good investment for me.  A buy low. sell high kind of thing!

5.  Exposure.  You do have friends. (I hope).  They will see my explosive work and want some, too!. So, if you buy a piece of art from me, it blows away all your other art in home of office.   Many people see it.  Then you send it back to me in when you are tired of it, and I give you the purchase price back.  Essentially I get fee advertising for 5 years.  Or 2 months.  Or 30 years. I'm counting on forever.

Seriously, I want you happy.  This is the only way I will do business.  Boom! 

Stick Vega is the American Gunpowder Artist.  He creates and blogs from Stick Vega Studios in Madison, WI and Bucktown, Chicago, IL.  Follow Stick at Facebook and/or Twitter.